How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.