What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas