What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!