What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.