How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.