Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.