Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet