What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead