What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!