Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.