Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim