Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!