Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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It staged a coup

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A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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to go to a better place.

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To shoot a black kid.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Know your roll!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!