Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.