Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette