What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with