What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with