What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.