Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.