Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.