Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh?

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams