How do you weigh a Hipster?

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.