Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.