Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue