What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!