What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters