What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)