Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.