Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.