Irene.
Unfortunate.
Having legs.
Tooth hurty
http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis
Brenda.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).