Irene.
A: A statue of a dog!
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Coloured eggrolls!
Sudden Lee
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).