So you can tell them apart from feminists.
A horse with his eyes closed!
They have no legs to pull !
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Reasons to be offended.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
A barber!
Because he always uses a razor.
Yakuztics
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
