Reasons to be offended.
The trash gets taken out once a week.
Because everyone had equal rice.
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
Running a Backgroud Check.
They always take things the wrong way.
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
