So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
She thought it was diet coke.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Namaste here
A: They both have had major burns on their face.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
A neigh-maker
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
They know people will blow them.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
