How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

5 Hour Jokes More 5 Hour Jokes

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?