When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry