What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.