What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.