What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !