What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.