What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

Previous Random Joke Next

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !