What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer