What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere