What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.