What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.