What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"