Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.