Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo