Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!