What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Favorite Movie Jokes More Favorite Movie Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo