How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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