How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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