How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

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