What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"