Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.