Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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Art.

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She saw the salad dressing.

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Alexia again to open this door !

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.