Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !