Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.