How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close