How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed