What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.