What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers