How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.