What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.