Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why do all black people have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.