Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare