What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS