How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*