How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi