Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile