Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.