Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids