Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.