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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!