Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)