Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.