Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.