How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!