How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!