How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.