How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.