What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo