Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.