Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.