Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.